Greetings, future phantoms of the dance floor! If you’re here reading this, chances are you’re considering attending the spooktacularly groovy Escape Halloween music festival. Congrats on your impeccable taste.
Let’s embark on a delightfully creepy journey that takes you from the festival’s origins to the outrageous outfits and the all-important question: “Just how many pennies do I need to shake out of my piggy bank?”
The Birth of a Monster Party
First, a brief haunt down memory lane. Escape Halloween didn’t start as the monstrous rave it is today. Oh no! It began, as most things do, modestly. However, over the years, as vampires continued to refrain from sunlight and werewolves howled, Escape Halloween grew into Southern California’s premier Halloween electronic dance music festival. Hosted by Insomniac Events (yes, those geniuses), the festival is known for its devilishly good lineup, jaw-dropping production, and attendees who look like they’ve raided Tim Burton’s wardrobe.
Dressing the Part: The Unholy Trinity of Escape Halloween Outfits
Ladies, if you’ve ever wanted to morph into a sultry siren, creepy doll, or a dancing skeleton, this is your hour (or, well, weekend). Here are three sexy costume ideas for women that will ensure you’re the (un)life of the party:
Twisted Fairy Tales: Ever wondered what Snow White would look like if she went goth? Or if Cinderella had a penchant for neon? Dive into the world of distorted fairy tales and emerge as a rave-ready Sleeping Beauty with LED-lit slippers. Why not try some sexy cheerleader outfits, it’s always accurate and you will definitely shine.
Galactic Ghosts: Who said ghosts need to be from Earth? Deck yourself out in metallics, glow-in-the-dark body paint, and anything that looks like it belongs in a space-age haunted house. Bonus points for LED antennae.
The Dancing Dead: Zombie ballerinas? Skeleton salsa dancers? The afterlife’s got talent! Throw on some tattered dance attire, slap on makeup that says “I’ve seen better days… several centuries ago,” and you’re all set.
Don’t forget your shoes, for festivals like that consider something strong, high quality like combat or ankle boots, to keep the suspense and the Halloween vibe, tight high boots are always a great option.
Pack Like a Pro (or Like You’ve Escaped Death Several Times)
Hydration Pack: Because the last thing you want is to become a real ghost from dehydration. The dancing dead still need water!
ID & Cash/Card: Ghost currency isn’t accepted. Boooo! (See what I did there?)
Portable Charger: Because capturing spectral selfies and paranormal partying eats up your battery life.
Comfy Shoes: Those ethereal dance moves require feet that aren’t haunted by the specter of blisters.
Ear Plugs: Protect your eardrums. Even in the afterlife, you’ll want to hear the beats.
Weather-appropriate gear: Be it a cape, cloak, or otherworldly umbrella, remember, the weather can be a trickster.
Your Wallet’s Nightmare: The Costly Realm of Escape Halloween
Before you trade your soul for a ticket (we’re joking, mostly), let’s discuss the earthly costs:
Tickets: Prices typically hover between $200-$400. VIP options exist if you’re feeling particularly regal in the underworld.
Accommodations: Whether you opt for a crypt, coffin, or just a standard hotel room, accommodations can range anywhere from $100-$500 per night, depending on your taste for luxury or desire to rough it.
Food & Drink: Mortal sustenance isn’t cheap. Set aside about $10-$30 per meal. Drinks? Well, that’s between you and your preferred potion.
Merchandise: Expect to shell out anywhere from $20-$100, depending on whether you want a small trinket or an outfit that screams “I survived Escape Halloween and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!”
To Infinity and Be-ghoul-nd!
Escape Halloween isn’t just a music festival. It’s where spirits (of the costume-wearing variety) come alive, ghouls groove, and everyone has a howling good time. With this guide in hand (or in spirit), you’re well-prepared to delve into the depths of this electrifying experience.
In the immortal (hah!) words of a certain famous ghost, “I ain’t afraid of no ghost!” And you shouldn’t be either! So slip into that outfit, slap on that makeup, and prepare to have a scream of a time. After all, if you’ve got it, haunt it!